Thanks to deals at Target this week, I purchased, among other things, two bottles of wine and two bottles of pain reliever. I’m surprised someone didn’t come up and offer me the number for a suicide hotline.
I also bought a pen with whales on it and a four-pack of toothbrushes, if you are curious.
Well, anyone buying a four-pack of toothbrushes is clearly planning for the future. No suicide plans there...
ReplyDeleteTrue, but if you've ever seen a prison movie/tv show, you'd know that with a little melting and shaping, a toothbrush can become quite the deadly weapon.
ReplyDelete(Bet this makes you super glad you're my roomie.)