"I'm only marginally qualified to give advice at all. My body mass index is certainly not ideal, I frequently use my debit card to buy things that cost less than three dollars...and my bedroom is so untidy it looks like vandals ransacked the Anthropologie sale section. I'm kind of a mess."
I had been looking forward to this book of essays for months and read the bulk of it on Saturday. Basically, I want to kidnap Mindy and make her join my circle of friends. When I'm willing to commit a felony, you know it's serious.