Alarm clock...FAIL
(After seven years of faithful service, it didn't go off Friday, Monday, or today. Worked perfectly on Saturday and Sunday, however.)
Wardrobe...FAIL
(I ironed four shirts, tried on six, finally went with the first one I put on.)
Bus driver...FAIL
(Saw me running to catch it, pulled away anyway. Bastard.)
Caramel apple cider...FAIL
(I figured if anything could salvage this day, it would be this. I didn't take in to account searing hot cider burning my esophagus.)
Work...FAIL
(The problem with getting paid to write: WRITER'S BLOCK. Do they have worker's compensation for that ailment? Maybe if we had a public option.)
(After seven years of faithful service, it didn't go off Friday, Monday, or today. Worked perfectly on Saturday and Sunday, however.)
Wardrobe...FAIL
(I ironed four shirts, tried on six, finally went with the first one I put on.)
Bus driver...FAIL
(Saw me running to catch it, pulled away anyway. Bastard.)
Caramel apple cider...FAIL
(I figured if anything could salvage this day, it would be this. I didn't take in to account searing hot cider burning my esophagus.)
Work...FAIL
(The problem with getting paid to write: WRITER'S BLOCK. Do they have worker's compensation for that ailment? Maybe if we had a public option.)
"Some days, even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help."
(Calvin, of Calvin and Hobbes)
(Calvin, of Calvin and Hobbes)
(Not that I have rocketship underpants -- though maybe that would help?)
haha, I have those days. but i think rocketship underpants would definitely help.
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