Friday, April 27, 2012

100 Secrets: 80-71

  1. The only way I know how to tie shoelaces is by making two loops.
  2. I can only sleep on my stomach.
  3. People dressed as mascots, animals, characters, or in any costume where you can't see their head, completely terrify me.
  4. Every time I see the word "adolescence," I read it as "a dole sense."
  5. I never cursed until I started drinking.
  6. When I get angry, I go from zero to apoplectic in 30 seconds or less.
  7. I don't/can't sleep with a top sheet.
  8. Any honey I buy has to be in a bear bottle.
  9. I want to retire in Chapel Hill.
  10. It's only been in the last 6 months that I've been able to drink water from the bathroom faucet like it's water from any other faucet. (Which I realize it is.)

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